May 2007 Archives

Jarro-Dophilus EPS™ is a Stable-Dophilus™ due to its stability at room temperature and enteric coating. Eight (8) different strains of probiotic bacteria are delivered directly into small intestines where probiotic bacteria fully exert their beneficial effects.

That's all well and good. We know it's important to keep our bodies local populace balanced and beneficial, I'm sold. But why should a descriminating consumer such as myself purchase Jarro-Dophilus over that other leading brand? Because Jarro-Dophilus are smiling! Don't believe me? Well there's an anatomically correct picture right on the box:

See? They're happy to be chillin' in some intestinal pockets. I can read a face - and these say "Mmmm, I'm content and hearty". (Heck, that one up top even looks like it has boobs.) How do I know what those Solgar brand probiotics are like to be around? There's no pic of them! Me and these little guys will be spending a lot of time together and trust me, it's a very intimate (and hopefully longlasting) relationship.

 I was deeply moved by a video I took in last week. This gifted gentleman who goes simply by the name of "Drew", has created a device which reconstitutes food leftovers into what else but Hot Dogs!Needless to say I was inspired to follow suit, so from what little information I could gather from Mr. Drew's video demonstation, I went to work on my prototype. After two sleepless, arduous evenings my prototype was ready for testing. I switched the power on.After 8 long minutes of shrill noises and an increasingly nauseating stench, my creation had created something of its own. To my great dissapointment, there was no nitrate free tube steak, but it was kind of wet and pink- Ham. I don't like ham and I didn't want ham. Its irridescent highlights glimmered mockingly.And this is not the first time my engineering skill have defied my intention. I still have a homemade "guitar amplifier" that does nothing but play Radio Disney incessently.I suppose this means I should go earn more xbox achievement points. *super sigh*

Did you ever notice when you think of puzzle games you often think of tile-matching games specifically?
Check out A History of Matching Tile Games from jesperjuul.net.

It's like guitar hero for the piano . . . on your computer . . . using MIDI . . . for FREE!And did I mention MIDI? As in using an actual piano-style keys? Did someone say educational? Well I just did. Too bad it has revealed the fact that I am not so quick on the ebony and ivory.Check it out here.

these adapters made by retrozone look pretty awesome. they allow you to play vc titles on the wii with the original nes and snes pads.i wonder how well they work. hmm hmm. i'll be ordering soon then a full review to come. http://www.retrousb.com/wii.html xo-chad